It's a Paradox

j4ya: really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:28:51 -0400

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

#HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN

100th Follower Giveaway Reminder!

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:50:19 -0400

Hello all my lovely followers~ I meant to make this announcement earlier, but to be very honest, I forgot. ^^;

But yes, tomorrow (or technically today?) is the last day to participate in my 100 followers giveaway! So, if you want to participate for free arts, just click the link and then follow the rules. c: Oh, and liking and/or reblogging this post does not count, sorry guys.

I wish all who chose to participate the very best of luck! ^^

girl-pet: hi im doin another giveaway bc i like giving people...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:31 -0400

girl-pet:

hi im doin another giveaway bc i like giving people things

this time one person will win either a $25 amazon gift card, $25 etsy gift card, or ill buy u minecraft

or if you have a paypal and just want me to give you the $25 for you to use on whatever then thats cool too…. buy a bus ticket, vibrator, weed, idc……

RULES!

reblog only once

like only once

you dont have to follow but its appreciated but my blog is nsfw so

yeah

this ends on like sunday ok

now go forth my pretties reblog away (except you can only reblog once)

princecharmingtobe: beepbeep-car: woodlandeelf: Today I was...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:16:36 -0400

princecharmingtobe:

beepbeep-car:

woodlandeelf:

Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”

These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)

The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”

When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”

My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”

I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”

“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”

The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.

tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.

♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪

Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.

welcomeovens: I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:12:13 -0400

welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

dragonmaster0430: lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:11:36 -0400

dragonmaster0430:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

Me and my friend learned to write in Atlantian during high school to avoid having our notes read

ichinoue: The thing is…even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it.even if you write...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:07:22 -0400

ichinoue:

The thing is…

even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it.

even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.

even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.

even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it.

You wanna know why? Because I fucking love my OTP. And nothing will change that.

spooky-ace: I saw someone wearing this in school and I really...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:38:38 -0400

spooky-ace:

I saw someone wearing this in school and I really wanted to draw it.

Plus long hair is a really good excuse not to draw legs or arms

soaringxthroughxthexsky: Pokemon Fusion Sprite - ARBTAILS by...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:37:38 -0400

soaringxthroughxthexsky:

Pokemon Fusion Sprite - ARBTAILS by *darksilvania

tinnyhouse: i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:37:23 -0400

tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:20:09 -0400

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:26 -0400

the-tricky-angel-gabriel:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……

so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.

the accuracy of this post is alarming.

djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:18:59 -0400

djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

benchinko: i like to think that it gets scared when seeing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:17:29 -0400

benchinko:

i like to think that it gets scared when seeing ground things

just look at it

The Writers Helpers: Androgynous and Unisex Names

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:17:04 -0400

The Writers Helpers: Androgynous and Unisex Names:

thewritershelpers:

Alex - Alexander, Alexandra, Alexis, Alexandria

Andi, Andie, Andy - Andrea, Andre, Andrew

Ash - Asher, Ashley, Ashlyn, Ashton

Berni, Bernie, Berny - Berenice, Bernard, Bernadette

Berti, Bertie, Berty - Albert, Alberta, Alberto, Robert, Roberta, Roberto

Bobbi, Bobbie, Bobby - Robert, Roberta, Roberto

Cass - Casper, Cassandra, Cassian, Cassidy

Cassi, Cassie, Cassy - Casper, Cassandra, Cassian, Cassidy

Charli, Charlie, Charly - Charlene, Charles, Charlotte

Chris - Christian, Christine, Christina, Christoph, Christopher

Christi, Christie, Christy - Christine, Christina, Christopher

Danni, Dannie, Danny - Daniel, Danielle

Ed, Eddi, Eddie, Eddy - Edith, Edmund, Edward, Edwin, Edwina

Fran - Frances, Francis, Francesca, Francesco, Francine

Franki, Frankie, Franky - Frances, Francis, Francesca, Francesco, Francine, Frank, Franklin

Franni, Frannie, Franny - Frances, Francis, Francesca, Francesco, Francine

Freddi, Freddie, Freddy - Fred, Frederick, Frederica

Gabbi, Gabbie, Gabby - Gabriel, Gabriella, Gabrielle

Georgie - George, Georgeanna, Georgette, Georgia, Georgina

Izzi, Izzie, Izzy - Isaac, Isabel, Isabella, Isabelle, Isidore, Isolde, Elizabeth

Jacki, Jackie, Jacky - Jack, Jackson, Jacqueline, John

Jay - Jacob, James, Jamie, Jane, Jayden

Jess - Jesse, Jessica

Jerri, Jerrie, Jerry - Gerald, Geraldine, Gerard, Jeremiah, Jeremy, Jerome

Joey - Joanna, Joanne, Joseph, Josephine

Joss - Jocelyn, Joseph, Josiah

Kel - Kelly, Kelsey

Liv - Olive, Oliver, Olivia

Lou - Lewis, Louis, Louise, Lucas

Maddi, Maddie, Maddy - Madeline, Madison

Mandi, Mandie, Mandy - Amanda, Amandus, Mandel

Manni, Mannie, Manny - Emanuel, Emmanuel, Emmanuelle, Manfred

Matti, Mattie, Matty - Mathilda, Matilda, Matthew

Max - Maximilian, Maximus, Maxine, Maxwell

Mel - Melanie, Melinda, Melissa, Melody, Melvin, Melina

Micki, Mickie, Mickey, Micky- Michael, Michaela, Michelle, Mikayla

Nat - Nathanael, Natalia, Nathalie, Natasha, Nathan, Nathaniel, Natalie

Nicki, Nickie, Nicky - Nicholas, Nicole, Nicolette

Olli, Ollie, Olly - Olive, Oliver, Olivia

Pat - Patricia, Patrick

Patti, Pattie, Patty - Patricia, Patrick

Robbi, Robbie, Robby - Robert, Roberta, Roberto, Robin

Ronni, Ronnie, Ronny - Ronald, Veronica

Sacha, Sascha, Sasha - Alexander, Alexandra

Sal - Sally, Salvador

Sam - Samson, Samuel, Samantha

Sammi, Sammie, Sammy - Samson, Samuel, Samantha

Sandi, Sandie, Sandy - Alexander, Alexandra

Shelli, Shellie, Shelly - Michelle, Sheldon, Shelton

Stevie - Stephanie, Stephen, Steven

Terri, Terrie, Terry - Terence, Teresa, Theresa

Theo - Theodora, Theodore, Theodoros

Toni, Tonie, Tony - Anthony, Antonia, Antonio

Val - Valentina, Valentine, Valentino, Valerie

Vic -Vicky, Victor, Victoria

Viv - Vivian, Viviana, Vivien, Vivienne

greecemisis: what the hell ii2 thi2 thiing…

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:36 -0400

greecemisis:

what the hell ii2 thi2 thiing…

billxnye: vapidadolescentblues: getoutovmewaaai: So, studies...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:14:22 -0400

billxnye:

vapidadolescentblues:

getoutovmewaaai:

So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.

WOW LET ME FUCKING LOVE YOU

punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:14:02 -0400

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:43:48 -0400

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

rolan-pard: “every time you post something online the entire world sees it” yeah then explain to me...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:39:50 -0400

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes